Funny Inspirational Quotes

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas Edison
Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Kyle Chandler
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstein
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright
Try to be like the turtle, at ease in your own shell.
Bill Copeland
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Benjamin Franklin
Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Isaac Asimov
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Truman Capote
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing, that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Dalai Lama
When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’
Sydney Harris
You can,t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
Marie Osmond
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
Good things come to those who wait, greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schulz
Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.
Napoleon Hill
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Langston Coleman
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
Joe Girard
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
Eugène Ionesco Découvertes
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best that is inspiration.
Robert Bresson
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Betty Reese
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.
Billie Burke
To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go.
Dr. Seuss
The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.
Malcolm Forbes
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
Louis Agassiz | Famous Quotations

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